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Jim Halpert on Jezebel's list of the worst fictional dudes of the decade.

The Martyr: "Look, you're engaged to a guy who clearly doesn't give two shits about you, but I'm not going to cross that line. Instead, I'll just make puppy dog eyes at you all day, flirt with you incessantly, and book a trip overseas on the date of your wedding, even though we're supposedly BFFs and I should, in theory, be there to see you on what is supposed to be the happiest day of your life.

And let's say I do cross that line, and you don't automatically jump into my arms and declare your love for me. At that point, I'll move away, only to return with a girlfriend who is not you, even though I'm still completely in love with you and you've called off your wedding which is pretty much a sign that you're in love with me, too. After essentially using my new girlfriend for a few months, you'll finally declare your love for me, and I'll rush in to sweep you off your feet. After your art school dreams die, we'll get married and have a baby and I'll buy my parents house without asking you, because I know you'll love it.

We've got it all, baby! And all the two of us had to do was suppress our feelings for years and continue in adult relationships with people we didn't actually care for until we were finally ready to grow the fuck up and say something."

For those of you that need the Season 5 DVD, you might want to check your sales ads for Best Buy and Target this week. My Best Buy has season 5 for $15.99 and Target has it for $17.00.

Hey guys, a few months ago BJ Novak was on a late night show (no idea which one) where he read the back of a Honey Bunches of Oats cereal box. I told a friend I'd send it to him and I really can't find the video anywhere.

please help! thanks :)

   

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This entry might come off as a bit odd, but I'm in need of a new mouse pad and I thought it would be fun to make my very own on one of those sites that will print it for you. :) I'm trying to think of some good quotes that would work on it - preferably something that has to do with a computer or the internet. So far all I can think of is the great Wikipedia line. So I call out to you, fellow Office fans, can you think of any more lines that would work?

1. Jim and Pam's Baby
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Ellie Kemper, better known as vigilant Dunder-Mifflin receptionist Erin, is a piece of Missouri History. The Missouri History in Museum in Ellie (and Pam, and Phyllis)'s hometown of St. Louis, MO, has her VP Queen dress in their collections.

The Veiled Prophet parade is basically a debutant ball for super-rich people in St. Louis. They used to have a connection the Independence Day celebrations in St. Louis, but that's been discontinued.

Here's the dress, from the museum's twitter account.



EDIT: Found VP on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veiled_Prophet_Ball

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I'm new to watching The Office. I just started actually on the 14th of December and I am on Season 4. I have way too much free time. I do know about future seasons because I looked it up on Wikipedia. But... I can't help but love Michael and Jan together. I do like Pam and Jim together, but I love M&J. They totally don't work and it's a screwed up relationship, but I like them together. Anyone else feel this. This is probably old news since Melora Hardin hasn't been on the show in a year according to IMDb. Just thought I'd throw it out there.

Lots of LB and Hills, and lots of Lauren...
 
  
...here in my journal! (:

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